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A situation created out of fear that the end is coming, when in all probability it isn't. Feeling equivalent to the apocalypse, while not actually being there.
Empty shelves, empty stores, empty restaurants and empty streets, 'it's para-apocalyptic', he thought.
A very common name in gay men in India. They usually get with men whom name starts with 'R', 'S' or 'Z'. Paras is one of those UwU men that like to jack off to gay midget 69 porn. Paras likes to talk alot to peolple, and animals. paras is a cat person and has short testicles. His favorite food is cock.
Paras Virk is gay.
Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.
This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.
When you explain something obvious to an oblivious person typically starting the explanation with that phrase
Person 1: wow I can’t believe this is happening
Person 2: Explicación para el Ale: well you shouldn’t because that was said during April 1st
the old para is a series of complex stories, theories and equations about specific subjects all put into one paragraph, nobody knows how to define nor solve it because of how old it is. To this day no one has solved the old para
john: yooo have you heard that they solved the old para?
philip: nah that’s impossible
Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
Julia Sariah Paras fake friend alert
An absolute stud who pulled a goth baddie (respectfully speaking), jumps out of helicopters and planes and shi, is the one who ACTUALLY protects the country while his number one hater spends time dressing up for kids, banging men, and not keeping it in his pants for more than a second. Anyways, absolute stud.
"Para boi is an absolute stud right?"
"You said it lil man!"