the sleepies you get after consuming a gluten-ous, carbadelic plate of delcious noodies
Man I can't read this paper I've got the pasta sleepies.
The act of trying to save one's relationship by "spicin it up".
Step 1: Lather hot sauce on any type of pasta noodles
Step 2: Toss the noodles until all of them are saturated with hot sauce.
Step 3: Insert the pasta into your partner's anus.
Step 4: Have the opposing partner eat the pasta out of one's asshole
The end result will connect the two individuals on a sensual level while also satisfying one's hunger.
Bro 1: "Yo man, my chick and I eat some spicy pasta last night in bed!"
Bro 2: "Damn son you two are kinky as shit!"
A type of Copy Pasta which often involves deep, philosophical, existential, or emotional elements which, though originally shocking or "awe-inspiring", have become null and boring through being constantly copy-pasted all over the internet.
Deep Pasta, (Noun) Man I saw a comment with a bunch of likes on a YouTube video once which made me think about life you know? Then I scrolled down and saw 15 other people had commented the exact same thing and realized it was just a Deep Pasta.
A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky
Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks
You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.
I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.