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A woman's pussy... you know... her muff... her nookie...
How I long to sing in a babe's yodel patch...
Yum... :-9
Just thinking about it gives me a hard-on... ^_^
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giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.
"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"
"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."
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The area around a woman’s nipple, which is colored differently from the surrounding area, that can be chewed on while one is sucking on her nipple. AKA the areola.
Did you see the size of the chew patch on her, they were bigger than the flapjacks I had for breakfast this morning?
That little spot, on the carpet of your vehicle, between the seat and the door, for planting those tenacious nose blockers that won't flick off your finger
After hanging his finger out the window, at 60 miles per hour, the nose clogger just wouldn't leave John's digit, so he planted it in the "booger patch"!
a skin disease that itches really bad.
My Harold patch is creepy and itchy and grosses out all the girls at the bar.
An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.
Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!
Group of nasty slutty bitches.
Look at that snatch patch over there