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this is the "band aid" like accessory with real pubes on the surface that trannies like to wear in order to conceal their cocks
Hey Ernie, if your not a fag, why didn't you stop making out with her (or him) after you realized IT was wearing a Vag Patch?
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giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.
"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"
"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."
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A form of cock and ball torture that usually results in gonorrhea. It is usually referred to users as if it was a game. Some even refer to it as going postal in X-Patch.
I played some X-Patch with my girlfriend last night.
Wiped out on my skateboard and skinned my elbow. Now my girl is picking on the scabbage patch
A ladies well groomed nether region
Let's see ya Nacho patch love!
That little spot, on the carpet of your vehicle, between the seat and the door, for planting those tenacious nose blockers that won't flick off your finger
After hanging his finger out the window, at 60 miles per hour, the nose clogger just wouldn't leave John's digit, so he planted it in the "booger patch"!
The area around a woman’s nipple, which is colored differently from the surrounding area, that can be chewed on while one is sucking on her nipple. AKA the areola.
Did you see the size of the chew patch on her, they were bigger than the flapjacks I had for breakfast this morning?