Paw Patrol

Paw Patrol is a cringe show for kids and also a copy of the Transformers: Rescue Bots. Paw Patrol breaks the law of reality, for an example:

Kid: ,,I'm gonna be stuck on a very tall tree, so Paw Patrol could get me!"
Parent: ,,You'll die if you should fall of that tree"
Kid: *Climbs up the tree*
Kid: ,,Paw Patrol will come now"

Solution: The kid fell of the tree and broke most of his/her bones and probably died

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Paw patrol

One of the best shows ever

Guy: “hey y’all like paw patrol?
That one bitch: “eww”

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ANKLAV PATROL!!!

A meme in the quite popular, free, fan-made MMO, FOnline, which is a game based off the Fallout 2 engine but not directly using it. "ANKLAV PATROL!!!" is a phrase used when mocking the Enclave characters in-game.

Guy1 - "Hey, I'm with the Brotherhood of Steel!"
Guy2 - "ANKLAV PATROL!!! HERE TO KILL U!"
Guy1 - "I lol'd"

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Pumpee Patrol

A term for the people who are overly sensitive about farting.

Dude, I farted in class, and out came the Pumpee Patrol.

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Poopy Patrol

A parent leading his or her children, at least 2 of whom are still wearing diapers.

OK, Poopy Patrol, let's go find the restroom and hope there's a good place inside to change you.

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Nonce Patrol

A group of highly trained individual tasked with mobile and online eradication of nonces. Daily jobs consist of many things from diving deep into the realm of Tik Tok, observing Danielle Cohn's YouTube comment section, and on foot operations involving the physical take down of nonces, and sentencing. All jobs are co-ordinated by highly intelligent people, determined to eradicated the noncery in this world.

Ranks can be earnt with good service, beginners are given the rank of Private, and can work their way up to Chief Nonce Destroyer.

"I'm excited to join The Nonce Patrol ranks"

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Dawn Patrol

Great Song by thrash metal band Megadeth.

Dude, I fucking love that song Dawn Patrol by Megadeth.

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