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The first human that defies Darwin's Theory of Evolution. It seems that every time you see him he just devolves and becomes as intelligent as an ape. It does explain why he eats so many bananas. Paul may lack in his mental capabilities but makes up for it with his muscular physique. Unfortunately, pounding your chest and screaming ridiculous noises is no longer an effective way to assert dominance in the modern world.
Literally anyone: Paul why are you eating so many bananas
Paul !: (Pounds His chest) (Monkey Noises Intensify)
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For a liar to be schooled by somebody who is telling the truth. When the liar in a debate or arguement loses their point by the more intelligent person telling the truth, this is called getting Pauled.
(THIS DERIVES FROM THE CONTINUOUS EVENT IN WHICH RON PAUL OUTSMARTS ALL HIS LIBERAL CHALLENGERS WITHOUT PULLING OUT THE LIE CARDS)
~RON PAUL 2012~
Isn't Sean Hannity tired of getting Pauled?
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Paul is the person who says stuff just to hurt you he’s the reason you smoke weed he’s the reason you drink he makes you feel less than or not good enough he makes fun of your weight to the point we’re you starve yourself and get sick to the point we’re you have to go to the hospital he’s the reason you cut yourself and think about ending your life some people just don’t understand how words effect others and Paul’s one of those people “you know why your so fat because you never have had a boyfriend when you kiss you burn 500 calories” Paul points out the obvious your fat your ugly I know I know why do people have to be like this Paul brings you down when your up he breaks your heart you go home cut yourself smoke and cry and Paul’s the reason.
Paul brings you down when your up
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Paul is the best guy friend you can get. He is most likely gay or bi and will listen to everything you say with an open mind. He is short and definitely a true weirdo. He loves comedy and his role model is Bo Burnham. If you have feelings for a paul, you are in for a bumpy ride.
Guy#1: Is that Paul?
Girl#1:Yeah he's my best friend!
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The gayest of gays. Paul is the dullest person you will ever meet. Nobody likes Paul. Paul has a little penis
Is that a rock? No jimmy, that's a Paul
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A really rude and homophobic guy who attacks girls and speaks a lot of shit. Swears a lot and makes sexual jokes that aren’t even funny.
Paul is one nasty boy that no one likes.
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A guy that everybody likes but he will never tie himself down. he is a man whore ! He will flirt with then break your heart<|3
Jess: See that man whore over there ?
Bill: yeah hes such a Paul !
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