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Cum guzzling gutter ass hoe. Who likes to jerk guys off, but secretly because he hasn't cum out of the closet yet. He also enjoys to hold male testicles inside if his mouth. He considers it to be a sport. He has pretty blue eyes, but they are often bloodshot, from smoking joints to make him feel better about the size of his penis. He has had many surgeries on his dick because his cum is often dark brown. He is tall with brown hair, he has small lips, but the guys don't mind. Every night before going to sleep, he cleans the pubic hair that is stuck in his braces. (Male Pubes)
"Nobody has ever sucked me off like that, you must be a payton paxton!"
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Payton Johnson is a way to compliment someone on their fortnit skills. Example: Woweowo man you totally pulled a Payton back there! Wow thanks man!
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a gay o skinny dude who likes dressing on his face
brianna:why does that dude have dressing on his face
nikki:duh he's a payton egerson
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An amazingly sweet and gentle soul who could light up a room with her smile and laugh. She deserved so much more.
We miss you payton chester
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Payton (The Boy) is an amazing and athletic person who gets all the girls. He is very well known for his care of people and his enjoyment of music. He is always the brightest one in the group and he stands out in many ways. He will probably be the alpha male in his friend group. He will always give off a big dick energy as they cocks can grow anywhere from 7 to 9 inches without medication for it. Payton finds and recognizes love and feels a strong connection to it. Payton is trustworthy and very loving to everyone
Me: wow i can't believe she gets to date a Payton (boy) she must be so lucky
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to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy
Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"
Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"
Sally: "He's right"
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Payton manning is a looser, bitch, and a choke artist.
Payton Manning is a huge choke artist. He ranks up there with Tony Dungy, Scott Norwood, Bill Buckner,Thurman Thomas, and Alex Rodriguez as guys who just could not win the big game. 4 years at Tennessee and he couldn't win Manning leaves and the vols r champs. How about those 4 turnovers against the pats in the afc championship game. When the kicker gets drunk and talks about u that says it all
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