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Yo, babe, you want a taste of my vegan peanut butter? Suck mah D!
The act of spreading peanut on one’s vagina and training their dog to lick it off.
Everyone thought Janice was very sweet and attractive until word got out that during a slumber party she got out the Skippy, called her dog and claimed her title of Peanut Butter Princess.
When your friend sticks his pointer and middle finger into a jar of peanut butter and opens the fingers into a V shape resembling that of female genitalia and proceeds to suggestively lick the peanut butter as if he is giving oral sex.
I love to peanut butter and joe when I make sandwiches
A musical band, usually classified as rock or metal, that has a lead singer that sounds like he took a bite of a peanut butter sandwich and got it stuck on the roof of his mouth.
Here are some examples of a peanut butter band:
Zakk Wylde/Black Label Society- In This River- (before peanut butter sandwich) "I've been walking around this world and I see no end"
(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Urr've beern worrkin aroun this wurrrl urn I see no eeeuurrrnnn."
Creed- My Own Prison- (before peanut butter sandwich bite) "The court is in session. The verdict is in."
(after peanut butter sandwich bite) "Da coat is urn seshurn. The vurrdurct is eeurrn."
When a guy puts peanut butter on his dick for a better blowjob.
Guy: You wanna some peanut butter on a stick?
Girl: Only if you buy the peanut butter.
A dull weapon snuck into prison while hidden in ones ass..
“Whatcha go there buddy? “
“Peanut Butter Spoon.”
(Stabs)
The effluent mixture on your cock after fucking a girl in the ass who has the dirty pirate booty hole.
Jerry got the peanut butter flutter after fucking Misty in the ass. I told him that bitch had dirty pirate booty hole...