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1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.
1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.
2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.
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One of those bicycles with the front wheel really big and the back one really small. No chain, yet the pedals were on the front wheel.
Penny-Farthings are the grandfather of unicycles.
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When you have sex with three generations at once, a generational penetrational. A grandmother, mother and daughter at the same time. Can also occur in the extremely unusual event of grandfather, father and son.
Tom when out in Leeds last night, caught himself a Jenny penny.
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little turds in the shape of a penny ,you want these ones to come out rite side up or else your bung holw will feel like its ripping peanuts out!
Christ look at all those PENNY TURDS floating in the shiter, come in here and look at these if they were pennys i would have a dollar.
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To lock someone into a room by hammering a stack of pennies between a closed door and the door frame.
Optimal conditions utilize just one more penny than necessary, making it impossible to remove the pennies without taking the door off of it's hinges.
"Why wasn't Jeff at practice today?"
"He got penny locked into his dorm."
"Ouch. How bad?"
"They used damn-near a whole roll. His roommate had to take the door out of the frame when he got home."
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People throw pennies at her because thats what shes worth
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