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To correctly perform the act of Pillow-Treating, take a female and lay her down. Part her legs, immediately grab a pillow- begin flapping it repeatedly onto her vagina. This will send her wild with pleasure.
"I hear Terry and Sophie have been pillow-treating on a regular basis."
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The m/m version of a {Pillow Princess}. Said with less disdain and more appreciation within the m/m community than in the w/w community.
"Why are there bite marks on Stephen's pillow?"
"Oh. He's a pillow prince."
"Aw, his boyfriends so lucky"
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The most amazing fort where magic happens. Its soft fluffyness will protect you from damage. Although, it doesn't do much good against a flamethrower. But still, insulation biatch!
Let's build a pillow fort!
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An ass used much like a pillow. You lay or sleep upon it, this requires your butt pillow to be on his or her stomach and preferably with no clothing to detract from the warm softness of a butt pillow.
"Baby I'm so tired, roll over and gimme some butt pillow to sleep on"
"Alright honey"
And she proceeded to roll over onto her stomach, and pulled her pants and panties down to her knees. Just enough to expose that supple and soft butt pillow.
With arms tucked under her I laid my head on the left cheek and proceeded to drift off to sleep.
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1: to warn a person about something after it is far too late for them to do anything about it
2: to attempt (generally poorly and without success) to cover up something (often done at the time of the commission of the act which is to be covered up or immediately after)
Etymology: "Kick the Pillow" is derived from a practice of Feudal Japan. It was considered dishonorable to kill a sleeping enemy, so a warrior would kick his enemy's pillow in order to wake him just before chopping off his head. This allowed the warrior to maintain his honor (at least by the literal letter of the rules) while preserving the advantage of taking an enemy completely unawares.
1: (Historical) The Japanese sent a telegram to their embassy in Washington D.C warning of their impending attack on Pearl Harbor, which was intended to be delivered to the US Government just minutes before their attack began. Unfortunately the ambassador was too slow in decrypting the message, and the US had already decalred war on Japan before he finished, so it was never delivered.
2: "I'm back. Gotta love taking long lunch breaks."
"Yeah, well the boss wants to see you in his office. Last week I heard him saying he was thinking about firing you for taking extended lunch breaks."
"Oh, fantastic! Thanks for kicking the pillow, jerk!"
3: "Surprise! My mother is moving in with us! She just pulled into the driveway."
"Thanks for kicking the pillow, honey."
(Guess who's not getting laid until she moves out?)
4: "You slept with her?!"
"Well... I did say I wanted to talk about seeing other people."
"Oh yeah, good job kicking the pillow."
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A Magic: The Gathering term for a player who protects themselves with enchantments/artifacts so that they are almost impossible to attack
My fried built a Pillow Fort deck, it's almost impossible to get my creatures through!
The act of having consentual sex with a pillow (well, a pillow never says no nor complains a headache, and it actually does not mind being used as a sex object) a.k.a. pillow masturbation or pillow fucking. Pillows are equally suitable for boys and girls, and making love to a soft pillow can be very pleasureable.
If you are a guy, you can thrust between two pillows, the mattress and a pillow, you can fold the pillow and thrust into the groove or wrap the pillow around your penis to make a tube. You can also make a small hole in the casing and thrust into the stuffing inside - this method probably works best with a solid wadding or a foam pillow. If you are a girl, you can ride a pillow and grind your clit and labia against it. You can fold the pillow around a book or make a knot on the corner to make it harder.
Climaxing by pillow humping may take longer than by a conventional hand job, but the orgasm may be much stronger and last longer. That is particularly true if you happen to have a pillow fetish and you find pillows not only comfortable but also sexy. In masturbation, ejaculation into thin air may be disappointing, but cumming against your favorite pillow may be very satisfying.
Pillow humping is also very safe sex, because you cannot catch a STD from your pillow unless you share it with somebody, and you do not need to wear a condom because you cannot get your pillow pregnant.
Sometimes I jerk off but I find pillow humping much better, and digging my throbbing penis into my favorite pillow and shooting my semen into it gives me deep satisfaction.
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