giggle pitch

This is when a telephone salesman forces laughter during his sales pitch. He/she usually does it frequently and in situations that are not funny at all. It is an attempt to make the buyer feel more comfortable and usually doesn't work.

"Not only is Ronnie a overparticipator he sounds like a little girl when he tries to close with the giggle pitch.

Pitch-slap

An act which checks and ultimately shames an individual that sings off-key.

"Choir practice today was horrid! The director pitch-slapped some soprano because she went flat. "
"I'm about to pitch-slap Amber. She just cannot sing like Beyoncé, no matter how much she thinks she can!"

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pitch slap

A swift pimp slap followed up by a hard bitch slap XD

Dude... I totally pitch slapped her ass

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pitching a tent

See Omar-the-tent-maker.

Reverend Leroy wished he'd worn his vestment as he popped a Woodrow and began pitching a tent while he preached a sermon on the evils of homosexuality to the assembled congregation.

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White pitch

A white pitch is a pitch that is white. They are usually the basic white female . The Starbucks user that we all know.

That's one white pitch

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catching & pitching

In a homosexual relationship: pitching is when one partner comes on to the other. The catcher is the partner who receives the seduction

Hey! I'm pitching, I get to choose what hole I put it in. Don't you understand catching & pitching?

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Pitch a tent

A phrase used to introduce into a conversation a sexual reference by using camping euphemisms. This method is usually used by trombonists with the name Des who, due to their constant right-handed pumping action on "the bone" have an inherent inability to manage their sexual innuendo.

I think I'll pitch a tent in that car park over there. (Where car park may refer to an unusually large or cavernous playing area).

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