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The newest, most extreme sport ever. It consists of lying like a plank across, between, beside, on top of, or along anything. It's extreme.
They are currently considering planking as an Olympic sport.
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PLANKING - also known as "planksters" the art of laying perfectly still like a plank of wood in weird places like on mailbox, a basket ball hoop and stairs. you then take pictures and upload them to the planking facebook page so other planksters can try to out do yours.
person 1 - joe i'm bored lets bake a cake or something
person 2 - baking is gay lets go planking stuff
person 1 -that sounds extremely dumb and dangerous but i love it lets go plank the Sydney harbor bridge!
person 2 - that's such a great idea and then lets facebook it!
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The act of laying face down, horizontally across an object whilst being photographed.
This trend exploded in Australia in May, 2011, gaining the attention of media the world over.
Banksy planked that weber so hard!
Planking changed my life.
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The act of rigidly laying face-down on anything(floor, rails, signs, etc.)
Person 1: "Hey did you hear about that guy that got arrested for planking on a police car?"
Person 2: "Well it was his fault. He was trying to do a plank that had already been done."
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to lay face down flat with nose on ground and arms by your side to resemble a plank of wood. Not to be confused with a suprised planker or an hopeful homo planker. Extreme planking is the performance of planking in a dangerous or illegal place i.e on a police car or sign or high ledge.
To perform a suprised planker simply sneak up on a planking person and jam/stick any number of fingers into their asshole.
A hopeful homo planker is one who planks in the hope of becoming a surpised planker i.e lays down to plank well knowing and hoping to have fingers pushed against their asshole.
Guy 1; why is that guy lying face down
Guy 2; he is performing the art of planking
example 2;
Guy1; man that guy is lying on a police car
Guy2; yea he an extreme planker
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To lie down on your stomach on a surface with pointed toes and arm's straight beside you.
That was an awesome plank dude. Lets do some more planking.
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