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A pair of balls that have never seen a razor or a wax strip in there entire existence with hair so long you could plait it
Hey I nearly choked on a pair of hairy plums last night !!
A type of Chinese drink that I'm not too sure what's inside. I hope that it doesn't contain Ligondiz.
Guy 1: brooooo i just barfed 15 tons of plum juice i think i have Sugondese Ballsmatitis now.
Guy 2: brooooo shoot are you okay?
Guy 1: SUGONDESE BALLS!!!! YOU JUST GOT PWNE- wait that's a bit too old eh
Hey man, wanna eat my toasted plum? It’s not gay if we keep our socks on!
A surreptitious and un-solicited grope of the testicles. Most commonly encountered in homo-erotic environments eg. dark corners at gay clubs. Similar to the female 'muff pat'.
You can tell Alfonso's gagging for it, he's doling out the plum-cups tonight!
When you're done butt-fucking a chick in her ass and you pull out your cock and there just happens to be a little to medium chocolate shit-morsel left on you cock, its called a "Chocolate Plum", trust me, its probably not as sweet as it sounds so don't go back for seconds...!
I was hammering a chick in her ass and when I pulled out, she left a "Chocolate Plum" on my cock.
When one is as dumb as a plum.
"Are you def or just plum dumb?"
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