A game in which small children force creatures to fight to the death in tournaments. Similar to Dog Fighting.
I was playing Pokemon the other day and fucked the Elite Four over a table. (Pokemon Slang for kicked their asses.)
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Pokemon are fun loving creatures that fight. They have elements and cool moves. They are really cute and just awesome
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A franchise that has survived completely off of its tv show, because the game gets boring after you realize you've been playing the same game for 20 years.
A: Remember Pokemon cards?
B: Nope
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Amazing cute creatures (Well, apart from Gyrados) that can kick butt.
Also Emolga is mine
And now that we've got that randomness out of the way...
A Pokemon Pocket Monster is a creature that can use powers called 'Moves' and some can even evolve. These creatures are used as slaves by 10 year olds who want to have cage fights with wild magical animals :3
'You like Pokemon?"
"Let's be friends"
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A very quick way of saying Rastafarian foreplay. (Can I poke you, mon? ;) )
Rasta guy: Can I pokemon ;)
Rasta girl: Any time, mon ;)
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A series that you stop liking when you turn 11 but can't deny how great the music is.
Person 1: Hey bro, did you hear about that new Pokemon game coming out soon?
Person 2: Pokemon... That's a name I haven't heard of in years...
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