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Short, high velocity bursts of semen that can burn the mouth during oral sex.
Guy 1: "Bro, I just busted a popcorn nut in my dog's mouth. I think I need to take her to the vet."
Guy 2: "Oh man, that's gnarly bro. Can I try next week?"
A descriptive term for an event or show that is entertaining and engaging to a point much more intense than most others.
James: "Did you catch the season premiere the other night?"
Donny: "Oh yeah dude, that was some popcorn worthy stuff."
Name given to a person who is stuck up and/or chubby.
I hate Amy, she's a popcorn dutch.
"Popcorn Status" (a status that is designed to - and will most likely - start an argument) refers to the simple idea of eating popcorn whilst watching a gripping movie that has all the same attributes as the fight. Everyone who gets it on their news feed will spend the next hour watching the fight and refusing to leave their computer screen for fear of missing a vital moment, they'll become so interested in watching the plot unfold, waiting for the twists and turns that make it exciting.
It can be a relationship problem: i.e. boyfriend - "Who's that lad":cue argument.
A bitch fight - "oioi, what have you been saying about me behind my back?":cue argument
A bully - "haha, you're ugly":cue argument
Facebook Famous - "i don't care what you say, this is what i think":offensive statement:cue argument
No matter who it is, it creates something brilliant to watch, so settle back and enjoy it with a good bag of popcorn.
Status: i don't give a fuck about the video but your face is so ugly and your teeth are like goofy that's whats makes the vid funny you fool now go make more videos about me while i fuck your mum. someone tag him?
Hater: you get your fucked up personality back?urm someone report him or something!?and you're surprised people give you hate after all them words written on almost every persons pictures.
Supporter: This is called bullying. Leave poor lad alone.
Hater: "poor lad" haha he,s gets wants comimg he bulled me and them other lasses he should get it to. your so gay you have to go to sperm donors,fart in a cup and half of it gets used
Supporter: I can count at least 8 people on here, ganging up on one person. One on one isn't bullying or ganging up unless someone else gets involves like you lot are. So teach yourself a lesson.
Hater: Who's the one running their mouth? You're the one saying you're gonna 'slap' everyone? Pretty sure slapping is what kids do in the playground? Oh and if you're such grown up man, then why are you getting involved in arguments with teens?
Stranger - "This is such a popcorn status!"
When you make a delivery to the toilet with your poop that has popcorn mashed inside of said poop.
I ate three bags of Orville Red and Backers last night. Not my finest moment, but made some lovely water popcorn in the toilet this morning.
When you fill your hand with squeezable butter then add popcorn kernels, then beat off creating friction till the popcorn pops.
Little Ricky buttered popcorn last night.
When you wash your ass after eating alot of popcorn you can feel kernels when you scrub your hole
Dam gene i noticed i had some serious popcorn ass in the shower this morning