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a phenomenon occurring when people with planned destinations stand around talking (possibly on a porch) instead of leaving
Having spent the day together, the group realized it was about time to leave. However, instead of immediately heading to their cars, they experienced about 10 minutes of porch-lag.
A prostitute on house arrest.
"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
An elderly woman that partakes in copulation with younger men, mostly in their early twenties.
“You know that 85 year old on Hickory Drive? Heard she fucked Kyle on his first winter break home. What a porch rocker.”
Any type of money earned from the front porch.
unemploymentsocial securityalimonychild support annuitygovernment checkporch check
When you take an ass bleacher and bleach the ass clean while eating out the girl getting her clean for you to go in anally. In other words, it's so you can clean your butthole.
River: "I cleaned the porch just the other day and I already have to again! I have when I have to clean the porch."
A porch monkey is a black guy, I mean a monkey that hides under your porch and waits for you to get home so he can take the drug money you owe him.
"I lost all my money to a porch monkey"
"Oh my goodness thats terrible!"
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Derogatory term used by militant atheists to describe an atheist who doesn't hate religious people.
He's friends with a Muslim? Wow, what a porch atheist.