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practice safe sites

the action of not going on sites that could give you malicious viruses. More specifically this is aimed towards porn sites because they often tend to f up your computer.

Dave: Dude did you check out that new porn site i sent you a link to?
Pete: Nah man, I've started to practice safe sites ever since i got that virus scare
Dave: Good call bro, i should probably start doing that.

by RCDpiratePete May 7, 2011


Doctorate of Nursing Practice

A sham degree often obtained by mid-level providers with an inferiority complex towards physicians. Frequently entirely online and conferred by diploma mills. Degree completion requirements may resemble a middle or high school project (e.g. create a poster, create a pamphlet).

Midlevels enjoy obtaining this degree to obfuscate and inflate their true level of education and training (frequently as little as 500 hours), and deceive patientsby introducing themselves as 'a doctor' to unsuspecting individuals knowing patients believe a doctor in a medical setting will be a physician.

I am a mid-level who got my nurse practitioner license a year ago after 500 clinical hours, so excited to get my online doctorate of nursing practice in a few months and tell patients I'm a doctor!

by Gone with Thee Wind November 23, 2020


practice my French

This phrase sounds like homework when in actuality it means to French kiss for long periods of time. Other times it can't mean to "eat out" a girl.

I have to get home, I'm cgoing to practice my French

by Yepers September 30, 2014


gentleman's cross practice

a group of dude's in the woods hanging dong

you going to gentleman's cross practice?

yup, Hans and Roman will be there, too. can't wait to hang dong with those dudes.

by gigigi September 19, 2013

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pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

by Mark November 23, 2003

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Saint Practice Day

Traditionally March 16th, the day before St. Patrick's Day

Where's Bill?

He got sloshed on Saint Practice Day practicing for St. Patrick's Day, and he couldn't get up for the 6 AM drinking festivities.

by AtomS April 15, 2008

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practical mountain lion

1.) A mountain lion that is a practical thinker 2.) one who leaps between the benches in the locker room 3.) Cassie

"Boy, You're just a practical mountain lion!"

by Heather March 8, 2004

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