pre-festive

The state of premature holiday celebration by means of decorations, singing, or costume.

The Smith family, with their Christmas lights up in October, are quite pre-festive.

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pre-pubescent

1. someone who is yet to start puberty
2. pubeless

1. "sprout a pube ya pre-pubescent twat!"

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pre-gay

The behavioral or physical state commonly seen in young, adolescents prior to, or during puberty wherein their choice of sexual preference begins to lean or give future tendencies toward homosexuality.

"Last year I took Patrick to a hockey game for his birthday and this year when picking him up for the playoffs,he shows up wearing pink skinny jeans and asked to go see Cats the musical instead. What the hell happened? Did he decide to become gay?"

"Looks like he's planning on it. He's clearly pre-gay right now."

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Pre-rich

Someone who is broke but really thinks they are on their way to getting rich because they are dilusional

That guy is pre-rich

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pre-owned

a euphemism for those who do not like the term 'second-hand'.

He has a pre-owned car. He has just bought it from his friend.

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Pre-stalking

Pre-Stalk, Pre-stalker, Pre-stalking

A person who stalks you so much that they know where you are and will be at all times. So in an attempt to not be creepy, they will guess (correctly) where you will be and show up before you get there. This gives them the false feeling that they are not creepy when in all reality you understand they are only there to see you.

-"Man I think shes pre-stalking me."
-"Why?"
-"Shes been following me alot and last night she showed up at the atmosphere concert when everyone knows she only likes opera."
-"haha man, sucks for you"

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Pre-hab

Pre-gaming for re-hab, i.e. spending all day drinking before an alcoholics anonymous meeting.

Rick is such a junky, he drank for seven hours straight and went through an eightball by himself before AA tonight. Such a bro, one day I hope to pre-hab as hard as he does.

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