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The act of fisting your partners ass as they do the same to you while in a circle position like that of a pretzel
Me and my girlfriend performed the dirty pretzel last night, it was amazing lad
After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.
I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.
When one or more lesbians are in a bed and interlock in a Pretzel position and begin doing sexual activities.
Woman 1: This bed is too small for all 3 of us we need a bigger bed
Woman 2: Let's just make a Lesbian Pretzel
Woman 3: *lick sounds*
When you are eating pretzels and your mouth gets dry and then you need some water but then your mouth is wet enough for more pretzels.
Bro, I think i just experienced the pretzel paradox.
A bar fly that has no money, who is willing to do chores around the bar for free drinks.
Look at JHonda sweeping the floor at the Bonner Road Inn, what a pretzel catcher.
backwards kegel; a loosening of the vaginal muscles in order prolong sex
Don't worry about cumming too soon, I'll do my vagina pretzels.
When two people take off their clothes, get under the covers and begin to make out, their bodies subconsciously start to intertwine themselves until the two people form a single unit- resembling a pretzel. This 'pretzeling effect' usually leads to sex or conversely sex will ultimately lead to the formation of a Human Pretzel. The repetitive formation of the Human Pretzel is also responsible for the release of Oxitocin into the bloodstream.
I was late getting into work this morning because I got stuck in a human pretzel.