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when you cross a girls legs in a pretzel shape and then you drill her from the top
after your done you lick her legs and throw salt on her legs and you leave
hey can i Russian pretzel you tonight yes bring the salt
A very fierce and intense session of sexual intercourse that involves the two partakers in a close embrace in which it is hard to unwind from.
Man, I got stuck in a Pretzel Fuck last night.
To tell a twisted tale that ought to be taken with a grain of salt.
Person A: Did you hear what she said?
Person B: Yeah, but she tends to speak pretzel so you can't believe it.
When you are eating pretzels and your mouth gets dry and then you need some water but then your mouth is wet enough for more pretzels.
Bro, I think i just experienced the pretzel paradox.
After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.
I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.
A bar fly that has no money, who is willing to do chores around the bar for free drinks.
Look at JHonda sweeping the floor at the Bonner Road Inn, what a pretzel catcher.
backwards kegel; a loosening of the vaginal muscles in order prolong sex
Don't worry about cumming too soon, I'll do my vagina pretzels.
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