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A very fierce and intense session of sexual intercourse that involves the two partakers in a close embrace in which it is hard to unwind from.
Man, I got stuck in a Pretzel Fuck last night.
The epitome of a great threesome. Two men sit on the ground, legs overlapping, forming a diamond shape. The female, then, sits her naked bum atop the diamond and inserts one penis into her vaginal canal, and the other into her rectum. All three partners then begin thrashing their pelvic regions around in a violent manner until simultaneous orgasm has been reached.
"Hey Booka, wanna make a Compton pretzel with me n Phallap?"
When one or more lesbians are in a bed and interlock in a Pretzel position and begin doing sexual activities.
Woman 1: This bed is too small for all 3 of us we need a bigger bed
Woman 2: Let's just make a Lesbian Pretzel
Woman 3: *lick sounds*
After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.
I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.
When you are eating pretzels and your mouth gets dry and then you need some water but then your mouth is wet enough for more pretzels.
Bro, I think i just experienced the pretzel paradox.
A bar fly that has no money, who is willing to do chores around the bar for free drinks.
Look at JHonda sweeping the floor at the Bonner Road Inn, what a pretzel catcher.
backwards kegel; a loosening of the vaginal muscles in order prolong sex
Don't worry about cumming too soon, I'll do my vagina pretzels.
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