prime the pump

To engage in fellatio without producing an orgasm, as a precursor to other sexual activity.

Go on down down to prime the pump first, dear.

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Piper Prime

A person who gets a nose bleed whenever they look at the popular Nintendo video game character Samus Aran.

You love Metroid too much, such a Piper prime

Minos Prime

A smurfs soul that formed after a prison made of flesh got defeated by a fucking go-pro with legs. Minos Prime says some cool dialogue that consist of, "hey thanks for freeing me, imma beat the shit outta you..." Then proceeds to whoop your ass for 4 hours. Once you finally learn to parry the cheese lookin snake things, you basically win.
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Oh yeah and "JUDGEMENT!" will haunt your dreams for the next week and a half...

Biggest Minos Prime Fan "Minos Prime is a bitch baby!"
Average Sisyphus Prime Enjoyer "yeah..."

Optimus prime

Optimus prime also known as robo Jesus has the sweetest voice that will make anyone calm. He can die and come back without consequence

Optimus prime: i die and come back. You die and what happens, nothing

Optimus Prime

Enjoys Ripping off faces

Don’t believe me ask the fallen

Optimus Prime: Give me your face

Prime Choice

1. Something that is really above the normal, or something that is really cool
2. Something that would be considered "key" or fits in perfectly with the situation

"Hey, did you get those 40's?"
"Yeah dude, they were buy one get one"
"Prime choice dude!"

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Thotimus Prime

The ultimate thot
Someone who is a huge hoe

RiLeY rUiZ is thotimus prime

Is that you? thotimus prime?