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Procrastinating, but masturbating while doing so.
"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
When you need to do work but you end up watching porn and masturbating instead.
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Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.
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John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!
Procrasturbate : the act of masturbating while procrastinating.
Alfred: bro, although I have major test tomorrow, I can't help but procrasturbate.
Procrastinating by masturbation.
I should really finish that report for work, but I think I'll just watch some porn and procrasturbate a bit longer.
Putting off a task in order to masturbate
I don't want to do my math homework, so I am going to procrasturbate.
When you put off a task or chore in order to masturbate.
I really didn't want to do my math homework, so I decided to procrasturbate.
To masturbate and procrastinate at the same time.
I procrasturbate when I don't feel like doing my homework.