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To cough up something you don't remeber swallowing or to eat a pokemon, digimon, yugioh, etc. card.
Ryley: i just had to cough up professor oak
Ryan: eww....nice!!
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Is a carrot that tends to be very sexual towards guys.
Professor Yeeter Mah Geeter masturbated to males on porn
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Professor sor gay lord aka geraintcymru
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The most important man. He will sell you avocados.
Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.
This is a name that most likely does not exist
Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.
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A guy who you feel nervous around and have confusing feelings for (aka a secret code name for your crush)
I feel so confused around the professor
The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.
Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"