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Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


12 step program

Derived from the Latin word โ€œtwelvestepethprogramusโ€ which means โ€œTo do no goodโ€ or in Greek, โ€œTo shat on thy faceโ€œ. The twelve step program is a way to get clean, included in some rehab programs, AA, and NA. It involves giving yourself up to a so-called God, and giving your drug counselors oral to rid you of your drug usage habits. So far it has only been proven useful in lab rats and some untrained monkeys.

Zakk's mom is a filthy, cock-eyed, cunt & forces him to attend the 12 step program, although it is full of shit and he really has no drug problem.

by blowermcgee August 29, 2006

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Put Me on a Program

When someone makes you (or asks you to) do something for them or tells you something that is completely untrue for ulterior motives. It is either done for selfish reasons, to harrass, annoy, punish, etc.

My boss "put me on a program" with that whole new report thing--it is a complete waste of time.

by Diego Garcia November 16, 2006

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program

McKevitt Trucking's dating service. Usually consisting ex-wives (or sometimes, husbands) of such truck drivers. There is a head "John" working at the company.

Since the company trucks are governed at granny speed, and the driver's don't have time to date anyone, it's no wonder there's such a service to these drivers that don't have time for lot lizards.

Brian: I didn't know about the McKevitt Spousal Exchange Program...
Dave: Cool! Rosco's wife involved?
Brian: Yup! Up for a threesome!
ROSCO: Can have her... I'm getting a new seat cover through the program...

by Damn Damn Danno October 6, 2005

91๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blue lake international program

Awesome program that sends talented young people to Europe to play several concerts in different country's.

Amazing way to spend summer.

Joe: Dude I had an amazing summer.
Nate: ME too man.
Joe: What did you do?
Nate: I went to Germany with the Blue Lake International Program.

by ClarinetGal12345678987654321 February 11, 2010


Facebook's Witness Relocation Program

When your Facebook is full of a bunch of random friends, you lose control of who sees your information.....so you have to create a new Facebook account where in which you only add your "real friends."

Suzie Q. realized her boss was a friend on her Facebook account, so she couldn't put anything fun up so as not to dis-impress her boss. So, she became one of many to join the new trend of partaking in Facebook's Witness Relocation Program and made a new Facebook and put up all of her crazy pictures and only added her "real friends."

by Train, L July 1, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whiteness Relocation Program

When white people move in to a historically minority populated neighborhood. A synonym for gentrification.

"It looks like the Whiteness Relocation Program is sending more people here!"

by King_George_3rd August 17, 2015

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