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monty python and the holy grail

THE funniest film i hav ever seen

"First, you must find the tallest most mightiest tree in the whole forest"
"yes"
"Then you must cut it down.... with this Haddock!"
"NI NI NI NI NI"

one of the dialogues in monty python and the holy grail

by OrangeMango September 3, 2006

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taming the one-eyed-python

The act of masturbation.

Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.

Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?

Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.

Guy No. 1 - Need some help?

by HapaxHog September 16, 2013


monty python and the holy grail

A really funny movie "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

and "What is the flight rate of an unladen swallow" as well as the de-limbed black knight are some of the better parts. You should totally watch it, it's good. I'm surprised nobody else has put up a definition of it, go PSC class of 2015

Hey, have you seen monty python and the holy grail?

No,
Well, aren't you grumpy
No, i'm not grumpy
Have you had your applesauce yet

...no

by wheresmyapplesauce October 2, 2015

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venomous throbbing python of love

A Dick

She took the venomous throbbing python of love

by Ya mum asdf October 23, 2013


yo clit like a python

Means what (not to be confused with what?). Response to anything that doesn't make sense.

"I always blinds then."

"yo clit like a python"

by David February 11, 2005

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Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.

"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"

by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018

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monty python and the holy grail

good movie...bad memories

monty python and the holy grail is a pretty funny movie...but it gets hard to follw...

by iwantyourmom August 22, 2006

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