high-quality problem

A problem where even the worst consequence is a desirable outcome.

I was at the bar last night and there were four Playboy playmates chatting me up. I couldn't decide who to talk to. I guess you could call it a high-quality problem.

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Jizz quality

Observing something or someone of great sexual pleasure. So much, you could imagine it later when pleasuring yourself.

The hot girl over there is "jizz quality"!! Ill be thinking about that later

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Quality Control

Futile attempt to ensure that a product or service complies to standards.

Moe works in quality control. He makes sure that sharp objects don't end up in coke bottles.

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quality control

To take command of how good something is by doing it the best it can be done.

Its time to do some Quality Control on this motherfucker and do it proper

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quality over quantity

An implication to that an essay, for example, does not have to be 20 pages long if it's full of bullshit. Rather a short high-quality essay than a useless high-quantity essay.

Remember class, Quality over quantity on this paper. There's no need to write a long paper if it's filled with pointless sentences.

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quality vs. quantity

Choosing a better quality product/service vs. choosing more of that product/service with less quality

I would rather buy one diamond ring than 1000 cheap metal rings

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Isaac Anderson Quality

Of a very high standard.

Guy 1: "Look at how well I sanded this wood"
Guy 2: "That's so rough a baby could get splinters from it, definitely NOT Isaac Anderson quality"

Person 1 : "I got 100% on my assignment"
Person 2 : "That's Isaac Anderson Quality"

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