twisted rake

When a woman's legs are wrapped (facing up) around a man's crotchal region, but her upper body is turned so that she scrapes the carpet with her teeth.

Man 1: I used a variation of the twisted rake on her where she was raking her drunk friend's carpet. Then she raked her drunk friend's anus, and thus, the moonraker was born.

Man 2: I have no response for that.

baby raking

(verb) The act of removing stubborn babies off building ledges using garden rakes. A form of pollution control.

Man 1:"Hey man, my apartment building is covered in babies."
Man 2:"Sounds like it's time to go baby raking."

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shag rake

a little rake that is used to take all the shit that has accumulated in shag carpeting out. also useful as a backscratcher. christina loves them so.

anyone seen the shag rake? i think we lost little timmy...

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rake job

When a deserving college football player is denied from being invited to the Heisman ceremony as a finalist.

"If he doesn't get invited, that's the biggest rake job in the history of the award." -Jim Harbaugh on Toby Gerhart's candidacy.

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butt rake

The word no one has any idea what it means after hearing it on the mikey show on rock 105.3

"Me and my friend used to do this thing called the butt rake when we were younger"

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pussy rake

a guy who is "raking in the pussy" or gets a lot of women to have sex with him all the time.

Wow Jerry has been with every hot girl in school lately. He is being such a pussy rake!

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rake yohn

Rake hates mustard, and sometimes Bam Margera.

Rake hates mustard, period blood and Bam Margera

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