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A type of ramen noodles that will burn as much going in as it does going out. It is popular with college students who are short on money.
Shortly after eating death ramen, Bob got the shits. Little did Bob know, the worst was yet to come. Exactly one hour later, Bob ran to the bathroom and completely obliterated the toilet.
1. The act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don't have too much or too little of either.
2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.
1. "I'm a master at Ramen Balance, motherfucker. Two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. Eat that shit, yeahhh."
2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."
1. Crush up one bag of any Ramen Noodle package of your choice and put into a microwave-safe bowl.
2. Put enough water to cover the noodles in the bowl.
3. Microwave long enough so that the noodles are soft.
4. Drain the water.
5. Add the packet of seasoning, along with 1 spoonfull of Margarine/Butter.
6. Stir until mixed well.
7. Then add a few shakes of Oregano and Grated Parmesan Cheese.
8. Top off this Ghetto-style Italian dish with crunched Frito's.
ENJOY!
I'm so broke and decided to treat myself to a special Italian dish called Ramen Crunch. Save your money!
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Fueled By Ramen (FBR) is a record label started in 1996 by Less Than Jake's drummer, Vinnie, and John Janick.
They have (raised) many good groups: The Academy Is..., Autopilot Off, Fall Out Boy, The Hush Sound, Less Than Jake, Panic! at the Disco, Punchline, Recover, The Stero and several others.
Dirk: Labels are for soup cans!
Jasmin: Of course they aren't, silly, they are for musical ensables!
(pause here)
Dirk: I have a splendid idea--Let us label the records like soup cans.
Jasmin: Oh, yes. How about after that wonderful instant asian noodle soup.
Dirk: Yes, we can say that they are Fueled By Ramen.
Jasmin: Why that sounds so delicous I could put some on my range for supper.
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Extremely cheap generic or store-brand instant Japanese noodles (usually sold for $0.50 or less per package) of inferior or questionable quality and/or flavor. Derived from the professional wrestling term "jobber" (a performer who is perpetually assigned to lose; a performer lacking in the skills or charisma needed to become a top talent, often relegated to wrestling in opening matches at the beginning of shows) and the Japanese word "ramen" (an adaptation of a Chinese phrase that means "pulled/stretched noodles").
After I was laid off during the dot-com crash, I lived on jobber ramen for six whole months.
What? You're eating Sapporo Ichiban? Lucky bastard...all I can afford right now is jobber ramen.
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In the simplest terms, sodium soup.
Mmmmm eating Ramen Noodles is almost as good as eating salt packets from McDonalds.
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Nachos made with Ramen noodles instead of tortilla chips. Invented by Jason Graham Fox. Also known as the German Nacho.
Excuse me, do your Ramen Nachos contain MSG?
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