Butt Rapist

Noun

1 One who perpetrates anal rape
2 syn. Kobe Bryant

In order to maintain top form, a good butt rapist should always drink sprite and eat crispy McDonald's french fries.

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Spoon Rapist

A person who big spoons another person when the other person physically or vocally objects to the said spooning.

Lynne is a spoon rapist.

She spoon raped me.

That man spends most of his time serial spoon raping.

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telephone rapist

Someone who repeatedly calls you when you don't pick up the first time.

My mom just called me five times in a row. What a telephone rapist.

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Cow Rapist

A person who drinks milk.

Brock: Yo dude, do you drink milk?

Nader: Yeah bro, love it!

Brock: Dude! You’re a fuckin' Cow Rapist! I bet you drink it straight up from the cow’s tit!

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Piss Rapist

A person who intentionally urinates in another's mouth during oral sex, without the permission or consent of the receiving party.

"Tell all your friends that Andy is a piss rapist! Last night, when I went down on him, he peed in my mouth! That pervert!"

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Rapist Van

A large van that rapists use to get themselves around. With no windows and a large back area, GMC and VW busses are perfect for a little one on one.

1) Last night Julie almost got pulled into a rapist van by a creepy rapist with a mullet and a giddy smile.

2) HOLY SHIT look at that speeding rapist van!

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Fruit Rapists

People who rape fruit because they have nothing else to do.

Tammy: "Damn! I'm bored."
Beth: "Let's go home, and be fruit rapists."
Tammy: "Sounds good to me."

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