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religion

Something that people use to comfort themselves from unpleasant truths such as the fact that life is pointless or that dead people will never be seen again.

Something that people will ignore when it conflicts with their own self interest as they do not actually care about their religion but only call on it when they need it such as when they are dying of cancer etc.

This is testment to the fact that all humans are self centered motherfuckers who only want their needs satisfied and do not care about anyone elses. They are also only too glad to step on other people so they can make themselves feel superior. This is an example of when people will ignore their religion as it is conflicting with their own self interest even though their religioon tells them to love everyone but do they care- NO!!!

One day I was out in town with a friend who claims to be a christian. There was a man outside a clothes shop collecting for charity. I gave some money and suggested she give some but she said no and proceeded into the shop and spent $90 on herself for clothes she doesn't need. What a shining example of a christian.

by Slayer123321 July 31, 2005

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religion

what the man uses to keep u down

That religious bastard! Trying to make us skip our valuable chill time by makin' us go to Church.

by Ghandi September 18, 2002

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Religion

The stupidest more fucked up form of brainwashing known to man and women kind.

Fuck that, religion is so fucking stupid

by D.I.C.K. March 11, 2017

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religion

Religions, called by the white man, are nothing but brain washing rules that priests and books tell you go to by. Fuck religions, just believe what you want to believe, have faith in whatever god you wish to have faith in, and live life. There isn't any "hell" or "devil". All that Lucifer and shit is in a book written over the course of what, 200, 300 years? Fuck that shit.

Moron: Guess what, I'm a Christian who says the Rapture WILL happen because the bible says so.
Me: Guess what? You're a closeminded dumbass who can't think for themselves and is brainwashed by priests, church, and the bible.

by PeaceNotWar04 October 26, 2004

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Religion

A set of beleifs designed to explain the unanswerable questions of this world because people, apparently, can't handle things they don't understand. Although lots of these things have now been explained through science, people still refuse to let go of religion, because they now can't handle to see the truth and this falsehood provides a comfort that a life in this worhtless world will utlimately lead to a greater happiness (or afterlife).

Religion has also been used as the justification for murder and various other acts seen as wrong, even though these acts are against the teachings of the religion.

Of course their is no proof of whether any religion can be considered false or true, and this can probably only be discovered in death.

If there was one true religion, surely we'd know about it

by FuckOrganisedReligionUpTheArse March 16, 2005

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religion

n.
1. A barrier that separates man from God.

2. An organization created to intimidate people, or to be used as a scapegoat for man's own delusion.

Religion is just a group with a set of man-made dogmatic teachings which causes people to become deluded. Dogma does not get you to Heaven. Religion was never inspired by God. It was only inspired by man.

by JWil888 February 3, 2009

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Religion

People's justification for existence, system of belief that validates and explains life. Said people then proceed to disagree upon the details of the faith and blow each other up.
See bollocks

My religion's better than yours cos I'm allowed to shag.

by Suze Boo October 13, 2004

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