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When you see a yellow car you punch someone
“YELLOW CAR NO RETURNS! *punches*”
“OW JOY YOU HIT ME TOO HARD”
A person who steals items from Walmart then returns items to get gift cards to sell for drugs useally.
Jake does not like to be called a theif or a booster so he has a more professional sounding title, Walmart return specialists.
When you die, and then you come back to life. Or in films a character is assumed dead when he/she is not dead. That character then shows themself alive.
Rafe McCawly "returns from the Dead" in Pearl Harbor, after being shot down in Europe.
Freddy Krueger has a constant return from the dead thing.
Jesus Christ returned from the dead
What a state with a deposit on beverage-containers unwittingly enacts upon itself by not adjusting the amount of said deposit in response to inflation.
Maine's five-cents-per-container deposit began in early 1977, and yet it's still only that exact same amount today --- yup, in well over FORTY YEARS, the amount of "green" that you get for recycling a soft-drink bottle or beer can hasn't gone up past just a nickel, even though a "Tommy disc" isn't worth nearly so much nowadays as it was "way back when"! It's no wonder, therefore, that fewer and fewer people are bothering to actually cash in their own drink-containers or pick up ones that litterbugs have tossed... sounds like da classic "law of diminishing returns" to me... yep, da state had originally voted in da returnable-bottle law in an effort to reduce waste and beautify our countryside, but nowadays our roadsides and parks are actually MORE cluttered than ever before!
The act of sucking freshly-spent semen out of a vagina and then spitting it back into the semen deliverers mouth.
Clara clearly made Rods fantasy come true as she lovingly delievered a Norwegian Tax Return into his mouth.
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Theory of retrospective return; when one purchases a good from an auction, online or not, in the view that should the person ever require that item in the future, he quite possibly purchased it at a price well below market or retail price. Therefore making a retrospective return.
James buys 65 fun size garden gnomes because they were only $15 in an online auction. Several weeks later, James is held hostage and his captors demand 65 fun size garden gnomes. Fun size garden gnomes retail for $2 each. The Theory of retrospective return demonstrates that James made a return of $115.
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wanna go have a lil backdoor ball return?
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