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URI is definately a party school! Besides all the on campus parties all week long, none of the bars in Rhode Island card, so there's always a place to party.
Looking for a party? Go to URI!
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Whenest in the action of the doggy style in front of a window you quickly switch with a nearby partner. Then proceed outside the window and start waving at said female thus causing her into a panic of who's penis is in her butt.
"Dude thanks for assisting me in the old Rhode Island Switcharoo!"
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When at a public beach or pool, you go next to a group of swimmers, pull your trunks down, and take a dump. This is common pratice at Rhode Island beaches, with the locals thinking nothing of it.
I went next to a group of swimmers and treated them to a nice Rhode Island Steamer, which seem to bring smiles to their faces.
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When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.
"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"
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here's a little follow up on the rhode island girl definition i wrote earlier. i left out some stuff (im bumble bee x)
rhode island girls are the best. we're not cheap sluts or whores - we're pretty awesome kickass chicks. we're either irish or italian - sometimes we're both. we have sand in our hair, coffee milk in our hands, a fake id in our bag (not that we need one anyway .. cause the bouncer always lets us in) and there might be a tatoo somewhere on us that we got on federal hill. we go clubbing with the family ("i know a guy"), and our brothers and cousins will beat your ass if you mess with us. you know, we might just beat your ass ourselves. we live for hockey. we've been raised to be the best. and you what - we are. we drive fast and we walk slow. we're fearless. and yes - that is a mercedes i drive. i got my rims on federal hill. we throw mean punches. we're smart. we're gorgeous. we like politics and speaking our mind. sometimes - we just wanna party. nobody intimidates us - we intimidate them. no, we dont talk like we're from boston - we talk like we're from rhode island. cant understand us ? fuck you ! "bubbla" does not mean "bubbly." garlic - becomes 'gaaalic.' the day that comes afta friday is not saturday its "sad-day." you dont drive a car - you drive a "ka." we cook a lot. we live for the beach. we've got sand in our toes. our state is still run by the mob - and we like it that way. we are proud to say that we own things that 'fell off the back of the truck.' you say our state is corrupted ? fuck no - its normal. we arent afraid to throw some douche bag in the river at providence or shove you off a dock in newport. we brave the cobblestone streets of providence in heels. we party it up in hell. the phrase 'mother fucker' is used a whole damn lot. but of course itll be said as 'motha fucka.' we are proud to say that we know a guy. our uncles are cops, our dads run the government and the hill, our moms cook a whole lotta shit, we party with our brothers and cousins, the same brothers and cousins will beat your ass, we're like jersey girls - only better, my cousins can sell you rims, and you can party with me. we are rhode island girls - and we're damn proud of it.
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When your girl crab walks around the bedroom while you have sex in the missionary position. If the sex is going badly, there can be whipping involved, sort of like a rodeo.
A: I'd hit that from behind!
B: I'd hit her from the front!
C: Y'all are stupid, I'd Rhode Island rodeo her!
When you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out, while she is still gaping shove a live lobster in her asshole and proceed to fuck her till you cum. Next retrieve the lobster, boil, and serve with a side of butter.(Warning:The Rhode Island Shitbox may cause slight pain).
I met this girl from Boston at the bar last night, she had me give her a Rhode Island Shitbox. It was a little weird, but the lobster was delicious.