roast session

to make fun of one person with a series of comments by one or more people. To relentlessly ridicule someone over small things such as stupidity, ignorance, poor decision making(such as sleeping with that lagoon creature the other night), or being vary capable of missing sarcasm.

Hillary: It was probably a stupid story anyway...
Frankie: Then it would be perfect for YOU!!

Justin: Damn, why don't you just have a Roast Session?

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stank roast

someone with a smelly behind/ass

man 1: "check out the booty on that ho".
man 2: "I hit that before, ain't nothin but a stank roast".

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rump roast

Engaging in anal sex until your asshole burns .

Man, my boyfriend gave me such a rumproast last night my ass is still smoldering.

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Roast Poon

Char broiled poon served with BBQ sauce or Catsup (eaten with fork and knife)

"Snanes mother makes a mean Roast Poon"

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roast beef

A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme of of possible possible of a woman's labia minora. It is characterized by a wavy shape of the labia with many wrinkles and fine crevices.

The opposite extreme is referred to as "rose petal."

It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor labia near the rose petal end of the spectrum, there is nothing "gross" or "weird" about roast beef. Every vulva is a unique and special part of every women.

Other terms that describe the form of a women's labia include "innie" and "outie," both referring to whether or not the labia minora protrude from the labia majora.

Be it roast beef or rose petal, it's the texture inside that counts.

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Spit Roast

When an erect penis is inserted into another persons anal cavity and proceeds to penetrate their body, exiting out of their oral cavity. They then proceed to barrel roll on said penis.

"Hey bro, me and Jessica were having sex last night, I tried to spit roast her and it made such a mess"

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Honey roast

The opposite of roasting. When you give compliments instead of insults.

Your hair looks nice today, honey roasted. Your outfit is on fleek today love,honey roasted. You have nice earrings today, honey roasted. You have on a nice button down today, honey roasted.

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