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When two people a girl/guy are supposedly in love... but the gurl cheats on the guy like crazy and fakely loves the guy who will spill his heart for that girl and is a lonely stupid fuck who needs attention....he would even cut off his own finger to get the girls attention but in drama and art class where the guy isnt around the girl 3 guys will feel up the girl secretly and never tell the guy who loves her because the girl is just a try hard/push over and a complete wemo that completely has a different boy friend every week or two possibly even month... when the boy finds out about the girl he fake kills himself because is actually afraid of dieing like all other emo kids...the girl will usually get mad at the guy and shave off her eyebrows in the anual holiday of emo succubus voddoism wich is when they take the hair of their eyebrows and make a voodoo doll shaped like a victim to make emo and devour theyre heart like all other emo girls....
grow a pair of eyes you emo FUCK
me and my friends gangbanged your girl friend last night and she fucking shaved her eyebrows off and colored them blue.....
you two have a Razorblade Romance....
idiot
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Another crappy band loved hysterically, not only for their feminine makeup and tight pants, but for the squealing vocals. What a world emo has created but for the intake of more bands such as Matchbook romance?
If you can barely see out of one eye because of your really gay hair, have pants that make you look like you have a vagina, and makeup for no god damn reason except to conform to the next big scene...chances are youre something close to this band.
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A term used to describe when someone believes it is romantic to write a definition of someone's name on urban dictionary. However, it is not.
Charlie: My Girlfriend wrote the cutest definition for my name on urban dictionary
Me: Dump her
Charlie: Why?
Me: You don't want to be in an URBAN ROMANCE
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romancing the stone
1) Masturbating
romancing the stone, never leaving your poor heart alone, every night and every day…
for years Beating it off has been called a number of things, but we are going back to 1984 in this bitch!
Jeff: hay motha fucka! The club was sick last night, too much Booty Meat
Dave: mah my nigga, woomp woomp booty and mad thick Whooty, howd you do?
Jeff: caught a Skank on my Fly, Nice nice on my hang down yo! You?
Dave: na took a lot of Digi vids and went home to Romance the Stone
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Bill: heading to the strip club you comin
Joe: i'll be cumin but cumin here, tonight i'm Romancing the Stone
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The process of taking a friend or a lover's hair then burning and smoking it
Guy 1:Hey man let's do some Pyro-Romance!
Guy 2: No way man, last time my house smelled like dink!
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An average movie, ridiculously violent, but the Christopher Walken\Dennis Hopper exchange is worth the price of admission itself.
When True Romance is on cable, I watch the legendary scene where Hopper gives Walken a history lesson on Sicilians and then turn it off
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The major of bukkake masters like Liz the CA
As Liz was wiping the bukkake off her face, she told Lucas that she was majoring in romance languages
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