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The absolute bastarding mother fucking king.
Jake Hetenyi " Oh my god! Rory Kennedy is the absolute bastarding mother fucking king!"
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The biggest backstabbing dick I the world who cannot keep his word and goes back on promises yet doesn't have any Senses when it comes to hurting someone over a long period of time
Wow shamus! Your a real Rory Hewson you know that
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A strange creature
Hide yourselves
He's norping around the corner
Smell it you baboon
you, stinky, stinky baboon
I eat lemons like you for lunch
and yorkshire pudding for breakfast
break fast
or you'll die
norp in
norp out.
Yo, rory tucker, you got any aids
rory: Nope all out i'm afraid have a look in the popsickle drawer.
When a girl is riding you cowgirl and she accidentally shits whilst riding.
The other night she was riding me and I heard her stomach churn... Next thing you know my stomach was covered is shit.... She's such a Hot Rory...
Rorys dog is an autistic infected animal that has hair brushes chucked at him and dog hair put into a box to keep for generations to come
Rorys dog gets touched by Rory every night
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A person who is obsessed with eggs also is gay and has a small dick
You are a rory brown
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Triple Bogey. Doing well while golfing then having the pressure of the competition become unbearable and shoot at least a triple bogey, usually on Sunday.
Jeff: "Man i'm having an incredible round of golf today."
Andy; "Well just hope that you don't pull a Rory"
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