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A female who has daddy issues and trys to get back at all men by fucking them hoping she can contract and STD to spread. In fact she has so many STD's she dispenses them like a vending machine for the price of penis. Usually on birth control because being pregnant would take time from her being a slut. Refuses to use condoms. She is so easy that you will be surprised at the minimal effort you had to put in to get her to spread her legs. Once spreads you might have doubts of what you are about to do since her vagina will most defiantly look like something from health class. Every guy (and girl) that fucks her will try claiming that they were drunk and on drugs even if they are straight edge.
Man 1: "Damn dude, I went to the doctor today and she told me I had 3 STD's."
Man 2: "I told you that would regret fucking that STD slut."
Man 1: "I know but I was so drunk and high of heroin."
Man 2: "You don't drink or do drugs."
Man 1: "WTF WAS I THINKING??!?!?!?!?"
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When people are as promiscuous as possible, and sleep around. When they have slept with so many people, they're just asking for an STD.
That Joe, even after college, is still out partying and STD hunting.
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A name for a person who sleeps around unprotected and is said to have STDs growing on their genitals
Can also just be a derogatory term for someone who sleeps around eg whore
She is such an STD farm
I wouldn't go near that STD farm
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When every one in a threesome has some type of STD
Yo, you down to have an STD triangle
A STD ratio is a simple acronym for Slut to Dude ratio. This helps when going into a bar and seeing if it is worthy of your patronage. A high STD ratio would mean there are more sluts than dudes, while a low STD ratio would mean the reverse.
Hey bro, I was just in Waterman's and the STD ratio was at least 3:1. I was super stoked. Lets do some G.
People who are connected to each other via the transmission of an STD.
BOB: Jane is such a fox!
JOE: Yeah, the sad part is, we are part of the same STD chain, but, I have never actually fucked her.
BOB: What?
JOE: Jane gave herpes to Kate, that ugly bi chick I fucked last summer when I was waisted, and Kate gave me herpes. So Jane and I are in the same STD chain.
BOB: Oh, I get it! Cool.
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An STD-bag is a person who is not only a d-bag, but also a carrier of many STD's. This all-to-common beast is one of the worst hook-ups known to man.
Whatever you do, don't fuck that guy Rick- he's a total STD-bag.
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