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salem is my gorgeous best friend, they are the most kind, caring person i know and they are the reason i am happy. we used to hate eachother over a stupid boy but now i'd choose them over anyone!! i love you so much
i love my best friend salem
The hottest mf out there, He's so hot and cute. He has a really adorable face, He's a little broken and he easily cries but he's worth it.
The greatest technician that’s ever lived.
Person 1: You know Salem Techsperts?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s the greatest technician that’s ever lived!
Person 1: True, he’s way better than Linus.
A general term claiming a broad in Salem, OR. Is one of the following, a hoe, too childish, a game playing cunt,a stuck up rich girl who loves cocaine, or a stupid bitch who can't take a hint.
Dude 1: woah! Those girls are hot, man!
Dude 2: careful, those are all Salem broads
Dude 2, ew, disgusting. Fucking garbage. Good looking out man.
the best beautiful boy’s day <3. celebrated on the 27th of january! send him your best wishes because he deserves it for being the best person in the whole world
today is the 27th of january… it’s salem day!!
Quicker than the typical pace of the population but still slower than most normal people's "slow".
Origin: Originating in Salem City High School in Southern New Jersey, this term is used by many to describe the speed of the student body. When encouraged to do something quickly, most students continue to move so slow, they might as well move backwards.
"May I go to the bathroom?" - Student
"Yes, but do it fast!" - Teacher
"No problem!" - Student who than proceeds to move quicker than usual, but still extremely slowly.
"I meant regular fast, not Salem Fast!" - Teacher