When you friend pretends they screen share something cool and they screenshare por*!
When you are sexually connected to a door
When your muted in a call with your friends and your secretly masturbating
When your friend decides to abuse you sexually and mentally for no reason at all
Well known active posh bot in Clayton always carrying a golf club he got one of the smallest woods in the world coming in at 0.6 nanometers no friend loves chocolate no bitches and still hasn't come out the closet.
boy-"i dont wANNA be like sami ahmed"
girl-"isnt that small wood sami "
a cool guy good at dragon ball legends but a very gay goofball A yung yute who could also smack anyone up
ah that guy mohammed sami is a real goofball innit?
yeah
Woman with a heart of gold, and the gift of gab. She will take the shirt off her back to help a stranger and can turn your frown upside down.
A little bit crazy tho...... Probably.
That Sami-Jane really knows how to put a smile on my face.
a behemoth of lard accumulated over centuries of time from the vast nations across the world. Legend has it he is the one of the only beings to survive the ice age through the amount of fat stored in him that acted as a source of preservation. Do not venture of in the wilderness alone as he as been spotted to repeatedly force himself onto prey, thrusting hard before going for the groin with his canines. the Bu Sami is built similar to an orangutan except he is four times the size
Yo dawg that double supreme special has me feeling bu sami'd up in this bitch
Samantha is a girl that makes you feel like no other. NO matter how hard you try to get at her it's impossible. Her fun and joyous personality makes anyone's day. She can be goody from time to time which makes her a person to want to be with. She's lovable beautiful, kind, caring, and breathtaking one in a life time chance girl. She leaves you speechless just by looking at her, butterflies to your stomach. Those eyes, gorgeous smile that brightens your day. You'll do anything just to see it happen. A literal dream girl who swipes you off your feet. She is the reason you get up and tackle the day. Her happiness is the reason you're happy. It's her, it's always been her, it will always be her.
Sami Zn is a celebrity amongst other girls. There will never be another like her. I hope one day she sees this again.