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A dumbass. Showers once a week, doesn't wash his face, doesn't brush his teeth, and falls in love with every person with a vagina but never gets any. Every girl has the same reaction as the Gif.
Ronald: Jesus Christ. Sami gotta go. He smells like a dead skunk.
Sami is a intellectual little fucker. hes got the smile of a demon but the charms of an angel. as he walks past you, not only can you smell his delicate scent, you can also feel it, it is the feeling of warmth and belonging. he is the definition of human perfection, the divine form of life sent down by god himself.
"i wanna be a sami"
"damn is that a sami"
"that sami nigga is sexy"
"i hope my mum dont meet sami, i dont wanna be compared to him 24/7"
the most thot inducing man you will ever meet. he has a 11 inch dong and balls o' steel. nothing will ever kill him because he is immortal and has the power of the christian god times 4. if you meet a Sami bow down in honor and fear fore he will smite you before you can say "Sami is the coolest person i've ever met." don't even try to stop what coming because Sami has the bes abs you've ever seen and there so rock hard that you could literally cut diamonds on them. dont fuck with a sami.
Sami is so omnipantant that he could destroy that universe in less time than it takes you to say "i wish that sami were my friend hes so cool and handsome"
A man who lacks intelligence. Used as an insult when someone fucks up big time.
Dude you just cost us a game. What a Sami
an amazing, loving, caring, pretty, beautiful, adorable, kind idiot of a human. i have no idea how i’d live without her.
I love every single thing about my bby sami, i love how she texts me, i love how she stays up with me, i love her adorable face, i love her beautiful eyes, i love her eyebrows, i love the way she talks, i love how she stays up every night with me, i love how she always tries to fight about her loving me more when i obviously love her more, and so on. i could write for days about how much i absolutely adore and admire my bby.