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The act of burying your partner on the beach in the sand up to their neck with only their head exposed. Then ejaculating on said partner's head to be left in the sun for the gulls.
Tom took Susie to the beach for her first Sand Spunking under the sun.
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sand job or, sand paper hand job, as all men know, is possibly one of the worst occurences the male genatalia can handle. the act of the sand job, most likely taken place in dormatorys, sheds, or in the backseat of a 1983 volvo hatchback actually feels like you're having a piece of sandpaper rip down the sides of your shaft. if one ever comes encountered with a 'sand job' i fully advise them to collect their belongings and immediately disperse from the premises.
"I ate that bitches pussy nicey nice and she gave me some wack sand job."
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A nasty little creature that lives in the county of Turkey that tries endlessly and fruitlessly to breed with goats and chickens.They are every where and almost impossible to get rid of no matter how hard you try.They are worse than a pest,more like a plaque.
Did you see that sand roach trying to screw that goat?
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A person with sand trapped in her cooter. xD
Walter; why are you itching your pussy?
Maya; I have sand pussy, you dumb fuck.
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A racial discriminatory slang term used to describe a Middle Eastern individual.
Good for nothing "sand monkey".
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A small pungent nefarious amphibian, which species ranges from throughout the Northern and Southern hemisphere. The small creature makes an aggravating noise (often misconstrued as a fart), and secretes an odor that could choke a maggot. These amphibians conduct this defense when in close proximity to a group of males, specifically if the group has recently devoured exotic spicy foods.
Rashad: Dude, WTF is that smell?
Ridwan: I don't know man, I think I just startled a Sand Toad!