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Receiving a blowjob from someone with sand in their mouth.
I was at a bonfire last night at the beach and this girl and I walked away to hookup. She gave me a Sandy Social and my dicks been chapped ever since!
When you sit down on sand and a trail of sand is coating your ass crack.
My friend went to the beach and developed a sandy lane in his pants.
A footjob from a female with gnarled up feet. Usually with bunions, corns and hammer toes.
While almost repugnant, you get off on them anyway.
I got a dirty Sandi from that prostitute. Years of streetwalking have beat up her old dogs but I still got a nut.
I was expecting that hottie to have sexy feet but that was not the case, those toes looked like curly fries. But hey I still got a dirty Sandi and creamed them piggies up good.
a mixture of captain morgan, sailor jerry, the kraken, moonshine and pineapple juice in a pitcher. guaranteed to cause as much damage as its predecessor
guy: this is a great party your throwing
guy 2: thanks, joe says hes bringing super sandy later on
guy: oh shit
when someone forcefully shoves sand into your anus
Tom: You have a good time at the beach?
Dave: Naw, my girlfriend gave me a brown sandy after i dunked her in the water. I've been shitting sand all day.
The act of having a threesome on the beach. Foreplay including sand and water. The most common names of the people that do this are
Max and Jasmine.
Oh bro, you wanna find some hoe's and have some Sandy Karma tonight?
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A sexual maneuver. While fellating a particularly small penis, the person performing the Snifter cups the balls in one hand (much like one would cradle a brandy snifter), while also extending a finger to tickle the asshole of the person being Snifted.
I just got back from working in the office, and I gave my boss the best sandy snifter ever! I'm definitely going to be President some day!
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