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Alright my niggas, we gonna talk about something that we all go through at night. No, it's not bad sex this time, it's even worse: Sap Hours
Now we can sit here and act like we don't listen to Drake, but in actuality 69% of Americans listen to Drake more routinely at night rather than in the morning. Let me clarify, Sap Hours occur approximately at 11 pm following your 11:11 wish to 3 am after you realized NOBODY will be responding to your texts except fellow sappers.
These drastic times call for drastic measures! You feel like your falling in your bed, crying because you can't feel anything, and listening to Drake because you can't listen to good advice! Oh, and this doesn't exclude women, whom fall under the category as well after no one replies to your pathetic mass snaps anymore! They broke the Matrix! What! This term, to me, is timeless. Well, until Drake stops making music. Then we'll just listen to the Weeknd.
Ex. 1
(Texting) Person 1: Hey wyd
Perpetual Sapper (PS): Shit, listening to Some Time by Drake and thinking... wbu
Person 1: If you don't get up and get a motherfucking job you broke ass nigga. How sapping gonna get you money?
PS: Where am I gonna find a place hiring at 1 in the morning? How am I gonna find the girl of my dreams, I still don't know where I'm going in life!
Person 1: 🤦🏾 ♂️
Ex. 2
Boss: Employee! You're sleeping on the job! Look at you! Sleep on the job!
PS: I'm so sorry boss. I was just up all last night. Those sap hours got the best of me.
Boss: The fuck is a 'sap hour'? Is that shit gonna buy all the clients you just lost me?! Smh ole crybaby ass nigga lol
Ex. 3
Wife: Baby please come back to bed. You've been up all night, aren't you tired?
PS: Honestly babe, we need to talk. Lately, I've been listening to Drake's whole catalog, even back to his Room for Improvement days.
Wife: Where are you going with this??
PS: All I'm saying is he is saying some real things!
Wife: You've been sapping again, have you!!
PS: He's saying the truth! You know Take Care was a classic!
Wife: It was good because of the Weeknd.
PS: Drake made the Weeknd!! But that's not my point.
Wife: Then what is your point, Richard!!!
PS: I can't do this anymore!
Wife: What?!
PS: I can't live with the idea of Drake saying number 2 to Kendrick! To people with real feeli—
Wife: Fuck this, I'm going back to bed. Sleep on the couch until you make your mind up.
Definition : the ooze that leaks from a Lady's private parts after a few days of energy drink fueled sex while dressed as a giant grape..
" ahh lad! she sprayed pumpum sap all over me mums new kitten it went everywhere"
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Tap the Sap is street slang for masturbation
‘Jake likes to Tap the Sap over Tracey’
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A Malaysian phrase shorten from 'hisap rokok' meaning 'smoke cigarette'.
Literal translation;
hisap = suck
rokok = cigarette
Can also mean a blowjob as the word 'hisap' means 'to suck', and 'kok' sounds simillar to 'cock'.
Malay: "Lek lu, sap kok"
English: "Relax, smoke first" or, "Relax, blowjob first"
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The mixture of a girls vaginal discharge and anal butter, blended up by the pounding of a males penis, as it leaked onto the bed like sap from a tree
"Charmaine let the bed-sap drip out of you onto my leg"
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one person asks for a sap of someone's drink, then 1 or more of their friends comes and they pass the drink around making sure the drinks owner does not get the drink back, finish the drink, and then throw the bottle down on the ground and taunt the drinks owner. additional moves can be added, when drinking, such as thru the legs, around the back, whatever you want.
"hey fool, lets sap attack ian" "you just got sap attacked!"
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A pathetic loser. Someone who always brings a room down and is generally negative in disposition.
Doug is such a sad sap. He has no where to go and is lonely
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