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Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
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On a Drunk scale of 1-10, It rates a 9. Drunk to the point of Vomiting. see Booting line 2.
Keli: Oh, God! Heather, are you okay?
Heather: I'm scr... BLEAGH! ... Scrambled Eggs drunk.. *hiccup*
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Burning poop in a paper bag on someones doorstep.
Let's give Mr. Jefferson some scrambled eggs.
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When you are jerkin' it to porn or just in bed with some clean up items around you and you hear someone coming so you have only seconds to cover yourself up and hide any incriminating evidence.
Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.
Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"
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Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp
After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m
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Opening the lips of a womans vagina and vomiting in them, then using that vomit as a lubricant.
she asked for an order of Georgia Scrambled Eggs, so I gave it to her.
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When you remember at the last minute you have to make dinner and realize that you didn't prepare anything before hand. Eventually you decide to just boil some pasta and heat up some Ragu.
"Pasta again?"
"Yeah, tonight was a Spaghetti Night Scramble"
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