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A seal boy is someone who loves seals as their chubby children and minions.
Bob: “Did you hear about the seal boy, Hayden?”
Tom: “No, why?”
Bob: “Apparently, he’s a furry in denial. His fursona is a seal.”
A store that sells cute clothes for teens to mid- twenty somethings for a good price. They almost went under a few years back, but are comin back!
"Where'd you get that cute dress?"
"Wet Seal..for 15 bucks."
"Naw uh? Really?"
"Yeah."
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Vagina
Size, color, or visual appearance not specified.
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what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.
Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."
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the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole
ben not w sealed chloes envelope
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When a male is having intercourse with a female on the beach, he pulls out and puts his penis in the sand, then puts it back in his partner. She then proceeds to scream like a seal
She didn't like it when I pulled the screamin' seal on her.
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What happens when the Death Knight seals the pact.
From warcraft iii.
THE PACT IS SEALED, NOOBELF,gtfo
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