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A Person who often gives hand or blow jobs.
Person 1 - See her?
Person 2 - Yeah
Person 1 - She gave Bill a blow job and Ben a handjob!
Person 2 - Really? What a Shaft Shifter!
Person 1 - I Know Right!
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A small dick that is so short it is unable to please any woman it meets.
My friend Kevin lost his girlfiend because she was sick and tired of being short shafted. His Short Shaft just wasn't able to bring her an orgasm no matter how often he went balls deep.
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When one masturbates while having pepper juice on their hands.
Dude, I forgot to wash the pepper juice off my hands before jerking off. That was one f*cking hot shaft.
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A gentlemens erect penis.
"Impale yourself on my love shaft Veronica"
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1. A rejection incurred through an act of malice
2. An unfortunate event or occurrence
3. Treatment in a harsh or unfair manner
I can't believe that they didn't pick me; I got the shaft grande.
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When somebody rubs the male shaft insainely, or handjob.
Hey man, I got another Shaft Rub last night.
When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.
"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"