shart

Is when you fart and shit in your pants at the same time! =

Damn!Shart on me!Shart on my chest!Shart all over!Yea baby!

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shart

When one attempts to fart, but a little poo comes out. An inadvertant shit masked as a fart.

Devon was embarrased because she sharted on the bus.

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shart

the act of farting and shiting at the same time

as justin sharted he said, "o shit rick a piece of corn just fell out of my trousers, ill let you pick that up later."

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shart

When a gaseus emition becomes a solid one...

AKA a 'follow-thru'

OMG, I think i just sharted!!

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sharted

Basically, to follow through with either a solid or liquid excretion after a bout an episode of flatulence

Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character in Along Came Polly comes out with the line "Hey Dude, we have to go! I just sharted"
To which he adds "I farted and a little shit came out!"

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sharted

When shit comes out instead of a fart... This can have rather disasterous concequences...

"Dude, we gotta go!"

"Why man? Jordan started hitting on me!"

"Coz I just sharted!!!"

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shart

As stated above, an accidental emission of shiat, when only flatulence was intended.

Also known as losing the gamble.

Um, seriously, dude, we've gotta go. I totally just sharted.

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