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When you see a beard that's way awesomer than yours will ever be and you subsequently shave off your own.
Frank: Dude, where's your beard?
John: I went to the World Beard Championships.
Frank: So, you shame shaved?
John: I don't want to talk about it.
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The art of forcing your penis into a mechanical or electrical pencil sharpener.
Mark used to be 7 inches, but after his dick shaving he’s a solid 4.
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(V.) When one engages in the act of shaving a females genitalia, to form a baby soft feel much like a dolphin.
"At work today, a girl came in and I totally shaved the dolphin!"
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Only a true man shaves his webbles.
Rob: Do you know how much that itches?..i hear.
Devon: You hear?
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Someone who is an asshole beyond an asshole- clean cut, well put together- and a total douchebag. Possibly closeted and hating the world because of it.
"Dude, Bob cut me out of that promotion I've been angling for for three years. I think he's blowing Wilson."
"What a shaved asshole."
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Much like No Shave November, but much more Indie. You must go the entire month of April without shaving. No exceptions.
Lucas: Dude, it's the middle of spring and you look incredibly haggard with your scruffy beard and flannel shirt.
Gabe: That's because it's No Shave April, man! I'm indie!
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vulva is shaved, the area on the flat of the abdomen just above the mons may not be, or maybe shaved in a pattern such as a Gucci symbol, a landing strip, a heart or the boyfriend's initial(s)
She has a shaved pussy with "JH" carved just above her mons.
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