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Shawns/Joiners are typically insane, ridiculous individuals. They like playing Team Fortress 2, but only if by playing, you mean HAXING. They were some of the first people to use words like "Fail," in real life and they're the only people who can fit the word "Headshot" into any conversation. They also do very good impressions.
You will usually be able to recognize a Shawn/Joiner from across the room by his ability to tell of his latest TF2 adventures for at least 10 minutes at a time, in a variety of voices, primarily using the stereotypical "Spy" accent.
Shawn/Joiner
Ash: Did you hear that Shawn kid with a funny accent in the second row talking about "headshot"-ing people? Is he a Russian exchange student?
Alex: No, he's just talking about his latest conquests in TF2.
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Rode: Joiner, quit talking about your video games! I need to start class!
Joiner: Nein!
Hilarious british zomromcom about Shawn and his friends and mum trying to survive a zombie apocolypse
Why the fuck, years after Shawn of the Dead's release, am I the first one to write about this great movie?
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A man that leaves people speechless. A quiet sole who rarely sits or sleeps. He works hard for the money and is not a big supporter of the system. He is a quiet mysterious anarchist with a strong love for the Boston Red Socks and hockey. Often seen in a bar or at a bar on mothers day. Likes plaid and rocks that shit like no one's business. Makes excellent Bloody Mary's but never partakes. Likes to take pictures of Pendleton and send it to friends. Loved by people named Fran and Mabel.
"Dude were you hanging out with Shawn last night?" "No, man. I was hanging out with an Actual Shawn."
The sexiest, most highly talented 18 year old around. He is my secret lover and ooh the things I would do to him. I love you Shawn <3
Gerogina: Shawn Mendes is sooooo sexy
Alex: Fuck yes
Bobbie: Too bad he's 18
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Shawn Mendes is a hot dude, he's gorgeous and as we can se had a worked abdomen, if e leave this aside he sing like an angel, hear him is like die and the revive.
He deserve all he had, and I swear that the fame doesn't go on his head.💗
me: OH MU GOD IS SHAWN MENDES
*she dies*
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Real name is Michael Shawn Hickenbottom, is more commonly known by his in-ring name: Shawn Michaels, and is always called Shawn. One of the most talented today in the business of sports-entertainment. Very charasmatic, can still get a reaction from the crowd, and can still work a great match. Was involved in the 1997 Survivor Series screwjob of Bret Hart. At first he denied any knowledge of the "Montreal Screwjob" but, he later admitted that he and Triple H (Paul Levesque) knew all about it, and were in on it as well. That was over 10 years ago people. I think it's time to let it go. Devoted husband and father, a recovered drug addict, and a born again Christian. Did a non-nude spread for Playgirl magazine, and didn't find out until after it was published that Playgirl is a homosexual orientated magazine. This was/is found humerous to his fellow wrestlers.
Shawn Michaels is my hero.
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A phrase which is likely chanted in the Bridgewater Middle Schools class of 2022. Shawn being the hairy monkey is in desperate need of a mate seeks companionship with the Maura. This chant in his favor made him relevant in the Bridgewater Middleschool
Some may chant at lunch, “shawn and Maura(clap clap clap clap clap).....” and so on