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Eyewear, specifically when they interfere with the action of kissing. The name refers to the awesome level of extreme nerdiness that is achieved when two people's glasses clink together while trying to orchestrate a kiss.
(moving in for a kiss) "Clink"
"Oh sorry, let me remove my nerd shields"
"Yes, I will remove mine as well"
"There we go"
"Much Better"
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Large, round, transparent or tinted glasses. Usually of the non-prescription variant. Used by amateurs and/or professional entertainers in the porn industry. Used mainly to prevent a cum shot to the eye/s
shortly after performing fellatio. Cum Shields have also proven themselves to be quite useful in today's bukkake scenes. Usually accompanied by a large goblet or chalice. Most commonly made of glass, and held under the chin to collect any run down of semen.
Example: "Bro did you check out that sick POV blowjob that was just released the other day? She can really rock those Cum Shields!!!"
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A trophy given to the Major League Soccer club with the best regular season record. Soccer purists consider the Shield winner the true champion of MLS for that season; however, the league likes to the MLS Cup winner is the champion that season.
The incentives for winning the Shield are nearly identical to the MLS Cup. Both teams are rewarded with Group Stage spots in the CONCACAF Champions League the following year.
Past Shield winners include:
1996 - Tampa Bay Mutiny
1997 - DC United
1998 - Los Angeles Galaxy
1999 - D.C. United
2000 - Kansas City Wizards (now Sporting KC)
2001 - Miami Fusion
2002 - Los Angeles Galaxy
2003 - Chicago Fire
2004 - Columbus Crew
2005 - San Jose Earthquakes
2006 - D.C. United
2007 - D.C. United
2008 - Columbus Crew
2009 - Columbus Crew
2010 - Los Angeles Galaxy
Although the Colorado Rapids won the MLS Cup title, many consider the Los Angeles Galaxy to be the true MLS champions since they won the Supporters Shield
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Similar to crossing swords, but for women.
Hey Stacy! Wanna pee on each other?
OF COURSE. I LOVE CROSSING SHIELDS!!!!!!
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Riot Shielding is when you masturbate while watching porn with a laptop on your chest and the climax hits the back of it.
Friend: yo why are there white streaks running down your laptop
Me: oh I was riot shielding and forgot to wipe it
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An activity closely related to sword fighting, except this act takes place between a man and a women in which a erect penis tries to thrust in into the vagina, or in other words the shield.
Me and my girl were playing sword and shield last night.
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the act of covering the face with the collar of your t-shirt in order to avoid the smell of flatulants.
Geez, Jimmy. That smells atomic. Shields up everyone.
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