Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong
"you shlong for brains!!"
or
"Yo shlong for brains, how art thee?"
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A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)
John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"
A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.
โRanch couldnโt defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeatedโ
A woman who moves from one man to another, having sex with each of them.
Bro, that girl is a real Shlong hopper.
Bro, I know, she can really take a lot of cock up the ass.
It is an over weight dick that is wide and weighs the person down
man i have an obese shlong
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Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.
Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
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A Man or a girl with an big dick
Woah man you have suck an Long shlong
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